So What if Mountain Dew Can Melt Mice?
By Chuck Klosterman,


It has been brought to my atten­tion that Moun­tain Dew can dis­solve a mouse.

This infor­ma­tion comes not from some rival bev­er­age crit­ic, but from Pep­si­Co itself: In an attempt to get out of a law­suit, the man­u­fac­tures of…

"Your tummy needs a supplement. And that’s where Mountain Dew thrives. With its advanced mouse-eroding electrolytes, Mountain Dew can destroy what your body cannot. You know what I never get? I never get food poisoning. Ever. I don’t get food poisoning when I eat poison."


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